Kusoge softworks

Who we are

Kusoge softworks can implement your next enterprise-ready software specifications.

Why pick us?

• We only use the most modern technologies (such as C99 and awk)
• We only program while wearing neckties with extravagant design patterns on them
• We take UNIX so seriously we only employ eunuchs
• Need encryption? No problem, we have extensive experience with memfrob(3)
• We test our software thoroughly with printf
• We use qsort to sort your data really fast!

Projects

• csr: a software renderer using fixed-point arithmetic
• parasite: a static blog generator as brittle as my ageing skin
• still-alive: a sh script to show you're still alive

Careers

We are always looking for eunuchs who want to wear neckties with extravagant design patterns on them while writing memory unsafe C programs. Interested? Apply today at kusoge-careers@plastikfrucht.com